The real question is how did they kill 2500 emus?
Santa has no time for zombie apocalypse
Kill of the week goes to Daryl.
This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the Perspective of another planet. Epic times indeed
group photo everyone
hey i look really good in this one
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?
shit son there still isn’t intelligent life on earth
To make contact it’ll take another few million years. Perhaps they we’re so stoked at seeing life at all and are already on their way. They are in for a shock.
"So uhh, where are all those cool giant lizard-like things?"
"Oh, they’re birds now."
"Fuck off. Right that’s it fellas, pack your shit we’re going home."