Male. 18. Student Pilot. Guitarist. Badass.

Yeah, I'll swear, I'll make jokes that will hurt your feelings, I won't apologise unless I feel like it. Don't like it, cry a river and build a bridge over it.

Chill the fuck out, if your rich enough to have a computer and internet and the free time to read this shit, you're doing alright.

collegehumor:

High Five

collegehumor:

High Five

Source: collegehumor.comc

collegehumor:

Banana Carved into Old-Timey Gun
That’s gun with appeal. 

collegehumor:

Banana Carved into Old-Timey Gun

That’s gun with appeal. 

Source: College Humor

collegehumor:

Nice, Durex. Nice

collegehumor:

Nice, Durex. Nice

Source: College Humor

logicallylaughing:

I believe Cap deserved a HUGE round of applause for that astute observation.

Leave him alone, he’s pumped choc full of America, can’t expect him to be the brightest of sparks.

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Source: weaslette



thor meets pikachu
requested by nettumbles

thor meets pikachu

requested by nettumbles

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shadowednarrator:

Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

You got anything sporty, like a tuna?

I love this guy.

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